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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Penis

peter charastabopouloulous

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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