There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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