what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I like pom

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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