Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Hearpin my durp

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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