What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Like if you like big tits.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Smart Blondes

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

ecks! why zee?

want a balloon? yeah

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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