What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Like if you like big tits.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Smart Blondes

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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ecks! why zee?

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want a balloon? yeah

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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