Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Matt Damon

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Romney 2012

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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