What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Bake until golden at 375

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Like if you like big tits.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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