what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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An asian without a future.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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