Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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women have rights

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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