Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Spell: “This word”

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

what time is it? 3:16

It smells like triangles in here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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