They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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