Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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