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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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