- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

i cant think of one.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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