Reed is poopin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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