This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

It's long!

Chicken

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

I enjoy anal.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

I hate blackniggers

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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