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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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