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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Does this napkin chloroform?

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

A child with cancer grows up.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

Obamacare haters

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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