knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

My mom caught me masturbating.

I am a nigger.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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