- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Scientology.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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