What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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