The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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THE GAME

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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