- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Women.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the fish say? Moo

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