Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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ginger

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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