guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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