Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

knock knock who's there police

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

womens rights

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

hi corey

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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