A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...