we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

KKK

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Hi my name is Jim

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