- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Penis

Cancer.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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