What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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