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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Leave her alone...

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Wats a joke?

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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