- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop being a centipede

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Male penises.

feces

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

The cow went moo

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Not Steve Jobs

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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