- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

KKK

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??