Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Spinabifita

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Anti Joke

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