Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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I am a nigger.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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School

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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poo is yummy

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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