What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Woman.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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THE GAME

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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