Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Fox News.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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