- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Penis.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

The Irish man was sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

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