Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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ugh good riddance

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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test

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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