Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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