3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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THE GAME

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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