- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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