Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Stop being a centipede

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Anti Joke

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