- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Joay impistato is a fig

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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