- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

knock knock how there me ok come in

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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