What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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