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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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