What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Penis

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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