A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Leave her alone...

T-Dog scare me

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

all these jokes suck ass

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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