Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Leave her alone...

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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I've got a dig bick

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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the real mccoy

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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