- Anti Joke

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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peter charastabopouloulous

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.