What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what time is it? 3:16

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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