- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

do you want to hear a joke?

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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