Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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