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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What comes after 23? 24.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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