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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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