a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

God bless America, and no where else.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Please spell dyslexia.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Womens rights

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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