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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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