- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

what is sticky and brown?a stick

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Leave her alone...

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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