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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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