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What is 2+2? 4!

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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this girl died

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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