- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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