Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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