A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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this is gay

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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