- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

bum sex lol

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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