Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Women's sports.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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fack me!

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Johnson stops eating

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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