- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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