Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Ouch.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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