- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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