What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Yo mamas so fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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