- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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