A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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The cow went moo

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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