- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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