- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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