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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature