- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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