- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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