Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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