What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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