Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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i have yougurt with tractor

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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