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Who is a knob? ross d

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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