Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Knock knock. Death.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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