- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Jason Connor.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Not Steve Jobs

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Penal Dysfunction

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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