Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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:O + :P = 69

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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