An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Obama

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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