why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Obama

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