You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Penis penis poop butt

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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