- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

a potato flew around my room

Jews

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Johnson stops eating

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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