If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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