I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Dubstep < Music

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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