Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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