Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

ROSS G IS OBESE

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Michael Brown

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Your time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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