Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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The WNBA

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Yes.

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AVB

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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