Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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A women president

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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