Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's a small person? A midget

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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