What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Hey, Max!!

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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