Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Dubstep < Music

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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