- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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