What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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involved parents.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I saw a shovel once.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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