- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

penis

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Obama

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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