John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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