- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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