What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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This is not a joke.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Bake until golden at 375

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poop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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