A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What is 2+2? 4!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

this is gay

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

this girl died

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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