- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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