I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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