What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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who is awesome? no one...

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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