- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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