Pickles

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Civil Rights.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Proof reading

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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