- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck?

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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