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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What do you call a black priest? Father

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Ham sandwich