What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

The Braves win the N.L. east

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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