Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats your name? bumder:)

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Woman's rights

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

hey bill!

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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