When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Reed is poopin

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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