What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Women's sports.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

The cow went moo

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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