why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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