What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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