- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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