- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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