Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Christians pornstars.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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