- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

An asian without a future.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Knock, Knock. Come In.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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