A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Ouch.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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