Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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