Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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a man walks into horse bar

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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