Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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mark is mark

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Soccer...

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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gay marriage.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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