Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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