what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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