What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Two english guys meet at work

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pickle juice?

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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weiner? balls

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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