Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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motley crew

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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a ginger has a soul

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What is the difference between a duck?

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