What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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eloise dey.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Gays

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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