How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Girls Basketball.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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hi to the world fromthe world

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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I saw a shovel once.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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