-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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