How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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