A black guy with his family.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Women's rights

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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