- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I'm gay. No homo.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Jacob Edwards has friends.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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