- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Women.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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