- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Womens rights.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

prepares this to get negged

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Women.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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