- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

why do you care?

What is the best part about football The scoring

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

How many dislikes can this get?

a man walks into a prostitute.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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