- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

a potato flew around my room

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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