A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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