why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

a potato flew around my room

Not Steve Jobs

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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