What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Women's rights.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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