What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Spinabifita

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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