i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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myspace

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Obama

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Dick spice

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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An asian without a future.

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