What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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JEWS

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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