- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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