Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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