how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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