what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Womens rights

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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