Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Reed is poopin

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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I'm a like whore

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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