Ted Haggard.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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19th amendment

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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