poo is yummy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Womens rights.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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