what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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