How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Jews

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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womens rights

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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