Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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