- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A russian gives away vodka.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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