- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Comedy.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Jason Connor.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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