What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

women outside of the kitchen

What is long and black The unemployment line

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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