A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Not Steve Jobs

An atheist walks into a church

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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