What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

the cast of the jersey shore

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Get in the Batmobile.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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