- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

No. Yes.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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