- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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