What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

i cant think of one.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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