Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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