A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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