What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Shut the cork up!

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Men's Sports

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Womens rights.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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