A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why? Because!

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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