Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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19th amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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