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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Mrs. Welsh

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Knock knock --Come in.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

You should never talk to strangers.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

1 Jew XD

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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