- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Soccer...

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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