- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Women's rights.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

so dont touch it.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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