- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Heartlight

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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