- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Women's Rights.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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