What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What's 4+7 47

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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