- Anti Joke

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!